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Welcome to Alt Middle Apparel, bringing you the finest in child appropriate adult humor. 

All of our designs are created so adults giggle and snicker, while the little people in our lives have no idea what’s so funny. From obscure and dated pop culture references to covertly hidden curse words and inside jokes, Alt Middle Apparel is appropriately inappropriate in the most magnificent way.

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